I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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