Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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