defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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