Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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