LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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