Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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