I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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