There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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