come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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