Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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