every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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