season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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