Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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