Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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