can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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