i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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