even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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