i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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