is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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