ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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