Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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