using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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