i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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