Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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