mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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