I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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