Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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