Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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