whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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