Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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