at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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