wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.