I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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