1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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