dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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