therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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