You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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