one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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