I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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