By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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