the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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