so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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