Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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