Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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