i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just found a bag of teeth...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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