And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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