so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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