how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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