Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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