3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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