She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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