the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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